can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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