You're so nebulous sometimes
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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