youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash