So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.