He felt like a one man threesome
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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