Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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