Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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