I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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