My nipple is on Facebook.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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