I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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