I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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