I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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