oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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