A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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