I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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