That's intense
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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