How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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