Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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