We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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