if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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