He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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