do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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