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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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