Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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