I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
