Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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