I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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