Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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