If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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