I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize