Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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