this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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