He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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