Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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