u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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