How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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