Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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