I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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