Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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