Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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