My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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