like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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