Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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