yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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