i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize