Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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