Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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