Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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