On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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