I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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