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That's how twitter works, right?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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