Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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