I smell stomach acid.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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