all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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