Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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