Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Alive.
So much puke
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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